Welcome to the Lyfe Bitez Merch site!
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***DISCLAIMER: The majority of the artwork contains characters from a series called Lyfe Bitez, a slapstick, slice-of-life comedy comic. This comic is for ages 15+. It is not the responsibility of the creator to censor things that are inapproiate to younger users. Maybe you should monitor your child's internet usage/access.
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The merch on this website is free. See other pages for Da Rulez.
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The artwork on this website is amateur and not professional in anyway. Some things may not be rendered properly. Art styles may vary. You may come across typos because no one is perfect.
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There are LGBT designs on this website. If you're offended, please do not order them, nor look at them. It is not the responsibility of the creator to shield you from something you don't agree with.
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You can check out the Lyfe Bitez (age 15+) website here: https://hamachiinc.wixsite.com/lyfebitez
You can check out the spin off of Lyfe Bitez, Marfy's Misadventures, here: https://hamachiinc.wixsite.com/marfysmisadventures
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Thanks for reading. Hope that was enough to deter the Karens. Good day- Hamachi
Merch timeeeeee!
'Sup, peeps? This is Hamachi, the orange cat who wears a snapback and slightly oversized hoodie, here. For those of you who are new, I exist in a comic series that has been running since 2011 called Lyfe Bitez (formally known as "Hamachi"). Yes, Lyfe Bitez is supposed to be spelled incorrectly, you don't have to throw the dictionary at me...wait, dictionaries don't exist anymore, we have ChatGPT, AI and autocorrect. Anywho...
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We have year round merch now! Yeah, you heard me right! Remember when, every November/December since about 2017, requests for custom made ornaments, cards, stickers, comics and posters of characters from the comic series are produced and mailed out? Welp, everything but the holiday designs are available now! Holiday designs are available now until December 6th, 2024.
Holiday designs will be mailed out between December 7th-December 14th, 2024 for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
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Alright, I've done enough talkin', especially since I ain't gettin' paid to do a tour of everything. Check out the rest of the website for more info! - Hamachi
Site creation date: November 5th, 2023
Last edited on: November 25th, 2024